A Modest Proposal and Other Writings by Jonathan Swift PDF

By Jonathan Swift

ISBN-10: 0140436421

ISBN-13: 9780140436426

A brand new version of Jonthan Swift's vital paintings.

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W hen the captain told me I was going to be reprimanded. For arresting her or unarresting her? No, arresting her. A. A. A. A. POUCE OFFICER S o you arrested the lady, the captain told you to unarrest her, and the captain told you you would be reprimanded for arresting her, then you arrested her again? I arrested her, the captain told me to unarrest her, and knowing that the captain was wrong I arrested her again and then he told me, well you’d better unarrest her. And I unarrested her. Then what did you do?

W ere you wearing boots? Yes, sir, size 12. How many times did you kick the door? About ten. W hat was Sergeant Harp doing while you were kicking the door? Laughing at me. Two police officers extracted a confession from a suspect by advising him the Xerox machine was a lie detector. First they put a colander— a salad strainer — over the suspect’s head and wired it to the duplicating machine. ” Finally shaken, the suspect told all. His confession was thrown out by a judge who was not amused. 48 k ACCIDENT REPORTS ” “It shall be a vexation only to understand the report.

It was nestled right down the back of his neck. 43 DISORDERLY CONDUCT C ounsel P olice officer C ounsel P olice officer C ounsel P olice officer C ounsel P olice officer C ounsel P olice officer C ounsel P olice officer C ounsel Did you say anything to Mr. G , by the way, sir, concerning what would happen if he tried to move or get away? I said I would try to blow his head off. It was during this time, when Mr. 38 special cradled on the back of his neck, that you told him his rights under Miranda.

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